Fish Ratings has assigned the “cultured salmon cell material” produced by high-tech seafood producer Wildtype a provisional and highly speculative ‘B+’ rating with a Positive Outlook after the Food and Drug Administration issued a “no questions” letter about the safety of its production process.
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Private Ponds: Not All Ratings Are the Same
As angling in private ponds becomes more popular, we think it’s an important time to revisit why two ratings could be beneficial.
Fish Ratings Was Going to Downgrade American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’, But It Turned Out We Had Already Done So
Fish Ratings was thinking about downgrading the American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’ to generate some publicity for itself, before realising we had already done so in August 2023.
Fish Ratings Affirms The Fish You Heated Up in Office Microwave at ‘D’
Fish Ratings has affirmed The Fish You Heated Up in the Office Microwave’s long-term fish rating at ‘D’. Your colleagues remain deeply distressed.
Fish Ratings Assigns Rating to North American Beaver
Fish Ratings – Chicago – May 12 2025: Fish Ratings has assigned the North American Beaver a ‘BBB’ rating with a Positive Outlook, reflecting strong performance in dam construction and wetland management and to mark the recent election of Pope Leo XIV, the first North American to lead the Catholic Church. Although some non-believers considerContinue reading “Fish Ratings Assigns Rating to North American Beaver”
Fish Ratings Upgrades Predatory Trumpetfish to ‘BBB+’ on Latest Accusations of Deceptive Behaviour
ish Ratings has upgraded Trumpetfish’s senior rating to ‘BBB+’ from ‘BBB’ with a Positive Outlook after reviewing the latest research into the fish’s immoral and duplicitous behavior, which may actually improve its chances of re-election, uh, we mean survival.
Fish Ratings Arbitrarily Downgrades American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’; Outlook Stable
Fish Ratings has arbitrarily downgraded the American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’ for its own amusement.
The Failure of SVB and Signature Bank Has Little Impact on Deep Sea Fish
The failure of SVB Financial Group represented the largest bank failure in the U.S. since the financial crisis. Signature Bank has also failed. We have examined the implications for species of fish that live in the briny deep, miles down below the ocean’s surface, where even the sun’s rays do not penetrate.
Fish Ratings Affirms Elongated Muskie at ‘BB+’; Outlook Stable
Recent news reports indicate that Elongated Muskie (‘BB+’; Stable) has been given an ingestion-grade rating by a major aquatic life rating agency, which may or may not be Krill Pond Rating Agency.
Fish Ratings Downgrades Five Walleye to ‘CCC-’ on Discovery of Lead Weights, Disqualification from Tournament
The downgrade from ‘AA+’ to ‘CCC-’ reflects the reduction in estimated WAW, reduced FCF and heightened governance risks at the level of the fish sponsors.
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