Fish Ratings has assigned the “cultured salmon cell material” produced by high-tech seafood producer Wildtype a provisional and highly speculative ‘B+’ rating with a Positive Outlook after the Food and Drug Administration issued a “no questions” letter about the safety of its production process.
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Private Ponds: Not All Ratings Are the Same
As angling in private ponds becomes more popular, we think it’s an important time to revisit why two ratings could be beneficial.
Fish Ratings Quickly Affirms Moringua Hodgarti at ‘BB+’ On New Sighting
Fish Ratings has quickly affirmed Moringua Hodgarti, a rare Himalayan swamp eel, at ‘BB+’ with a Negative Outlook after our analyst Narendra Mola caught sight of one in Arunachal Pradesh for the first time in over 100 years.
Fish Ratings Was Going to Downgrade American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’, But It Turned Out We Had Already Done So
Fish Ratings was thinking about downgrading the American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’ to generate some publicity for itself, before realising we had already done so in August 2023.
What You Want to Know: Impact of UK-EU Reset on English Channel Sector
Fish Ratings is ‘Cautiously Uncertain’ (Outlook: Evolving) on the English Channel sector following reports of a breakthrough in reset talks between the United Kingdom and the European Union.
Fish Ratings Affirms The Fish You Heated Up in Office Microwave at ‘D’
Fish Ratings has affirmed The Fish You Heated Up in the Office Microwave’s long-term fish rating at ‘D’. Your colleagues remain deeply distressed.
Fish Ratings Assigns Rating to North American Beaver
Fish Ratings – Chicago – May 12 2025: Fish Ratings has assigned the North American Beaver a ‘BBB’ rating with a Positive Outlook, reflecting strong performance in dam construction and wetland management and to mark the recent election of Pope Leo XIV, the first North American to lead the Catholic Church. Although some non-believers considerContinue reading “Fish Ratings Assigns Rating to North American Beaver”
Trade War Fails to Impact Spotted Boxfish
Fish Ratings – Hong Kong – May 12 2025: Fish Ratings has affirmed Spotted Boxfish at ‘A+’ (Stable Outlook), reflecting its strong dermal integrity, mid-range toxin deterrent systems, continued relevance in novelty fish portfolios and its resilience to trade tensions between the United States and China. Spotted Boxfish is built like a floating polka-dot ottoman,Continue reading “Trade War Fails to Impact Spotted Boxfish”
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Fish Ratings Resolves AquaDom’s Rating Watch and Withdraws Ratings
Fish Ratings has downgraded AquaDom Hotel Aquarium’s Long-Term Rating to ‘D’ from ‘BBB-‘, resolving the Rating Watch Negative, and withdrawn the rating on the basis of our analysis of the final report.
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