Dear subscriber,
Your access to Fish Ratings has been discontinued.
But don’t worry, you now have access to Fish Ratings PRO, powered by AI (Aquatic Intelligence™)!
At Fish Ratings, we’ve always prided ourselves on going under the surface to provide deep dives into fish analytics: beyond facts, beyond data, beyond reality.
For years, we have been the only global rating agency with the necessary resources to provide you with fish facts, scraped from Wikipedia, combined with our own proprietary mumbo jumbo, a healthy dose of our analysts’ personal biases and grievances, and the latest search engine optimisation techniques, before the facts are then quietly removed again to give you the purest possible analysis.
But with Fish Ratings PRO, we’re taking that one step further, by linking all that up with the most fashionable technology and adding the word ‘PRO’ to the name of the product.
That’s because we have injected Fish Ratings with Aquatic Intelligence™. What does that mean? We have taught machines to think like fish–impulsive, majestic and oddly judgmental–to provide unprecedented accuracy and speed in the provision of arbitrary fish ratings.
The hallucinatory power of Aquatic Intelligence™ allows us to overcome the limitations of human error, achieving the same results much faster and on a phenomenal scale.
We encourage you to dive in and discover all the new features and functionalities of Fish Ratings PRO today.
Thank you for continuing to subscribe.
Angela Mackerel
Head of Client Services
Fish Ratings
Fish Ratings PRO 